10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fold and live to fold again
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm