10 Random Poker Quotes

Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon