10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.