10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.