10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)