10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.