10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.