10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs