10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.