10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz