10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson