10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.