10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• if u play for the thrill u are ill