10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."