10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim