10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"