10 Random Poker Quotes

some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway