10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword