10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.