10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.