10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi