10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP