10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery