10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury