10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "No river, no fish."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fish don't eat Nutz!