10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)