10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for loners.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.