10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.