10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT