10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!