10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris