10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is for loners.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.