10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.