10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.