10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!