10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.