10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?