10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon