10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.