10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"