10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."