10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.