10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson