10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes