10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson