10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."