10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.