10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright