10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."