10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
" Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves